HELLO!!! This carrd is owned by Prince Elijah Kujo :) just- take this as a "youre in the right place" message if that's who you were looking for <3
Firstly! My pronouns and names can be found here
Secondly!!! General DNI rules apply, if you're generally hateful or a proshipper please leave <3I block pretty liberally so don't get mad please! It's especially not gonna make me wanna unblockAgain I am not good with sharing f/os unless you've good a solid tagging system I can filter without any problem, or I follow you first, please don't follow if we care unless you won't mind a blockPlease PLEASE! Tag any sort of analog horror stuff >:( I don't like it at allAnd don't be scared to come talk to me about anything, an ask a dm or just sending a funny post my way, I want it all! I am here to make friends
Main Babies (in no particular order I promise) also all of those are romantic? I- I'm tired alright
God and there's a few triads too this is a mess I'm sorry
| Name | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| The Snatcher | A Hat In Time | He was the first |
| Right-Hand Man | Stickmin Collection | We're absolutely married by now |
| Luigi | Super Mario | and now watch as I turn into a puddle of SHAME /lh |
| Sun Wukong | Lego Monkie Kid | SEE. I'm in pain because "OH MY GOD ITS SUN WUKONG THE MONKEY KING" was a private joke and now no one will yell it with me |
| Itto Arataki | Genshin Impact | My one and oni |
| Shadow | Sonic the Hedgehog | Its only shadow from now on boys 💜 sorry |
| The Girlfriend | Friday Night Funkin' | Wife joke has already been used- revert to girlfriend jokes instead? |
| Wheatley | Portal 2 | does he count as a himbo. |
| Eridan Ampora | Homestuck | SPOUSE. spouse. were married |
| Sollux Captor | Homestuck | 🐝 |
| Kasane Teto | Vocaloid | Apparently my friendgroup thinks I'm the "vocaloid guy" now, wonder why /lh |
| Twilight Sparkle | MLP | SEE, shes a princess, if we get married im a LEGAL PRINCE |
| Kazuichi Souda | Danganronpa 2 | His smile tho ghhghg |
| Raine Whispers | The Owl House | Them???? them. |
| Floofty Fizzlebean | Bugsnax | THEM pt. 2 |
| Benrey/Gordon | HLVRAI | hhsjdkfgdfsls💜💜💜💜 |
| Neon J | No Straight Roads | Mister tv head man's got my heart |
| Sam & Max | - th- their name is the source | THEM. omh, the only good cops this earth has ever seen |
| Funtime Foxy/Lolbit | FNAF Sister Location | my baby I love them so hard |
Side babies!!someone/someone means its a triad, they come in a package, don't sell separatelythe breaks are just to make it a bit more readeable
~~ Romantics ~~
| Name | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Blue/Red | Pokémon | I'll redo the notes when I have time lmfao |
| Cheren | Pokémon | We're holding hands and you cannot stop us |
| Lear | Pokémon | We're both princes??? Royal couple owo |
| N | Pokémon | Zoroark cuddles when. |
| Volkner | Pokémon | Please ask and i will infodump about us and our shiny luxray |
| Steven Stone | Pokémon | HE IS so HANDSOME AAAAAA |
| Archie | Pokémon | Can you tell I have a himbo type yet |
| Raihan/Leon | Pokémon | Raileejah supremacy |
| Ingo | Pokémon | Jesus i hate what PLA did to my heart |
| Jessie/James | Pokémon | How much trouble is that now??? |
| Archer | Pokémon | Is this where my thing for mint goes too far? |
| Morty | Pokémon | I am not immune to pretty ghost boy |
| Wes | Pokémon | EEVEE MAN. I love him |
| Kiawe | Pokémon | hes so small i wanna kiss.... ((he really isnt)) |
| Name | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Ralph | Detroit: Become Human | I swear I can and will protect this boy with my life |
| Gavin Reed | Detroit: Become Human | He's an angry man and I like those |
| Connor | Detroit: Become Human | I stole his heart AND his name!!!!! |
| Glamrock Freddy | FNAF SB | CINNABUN. cinnabun. |
| Montgomery Gator | FNAF SB | I gotta learn more gator puns |
| Roxanne Wolf | FNAF SB | HEEEEEEEER |
| Sundrop | FNAF SB | Look i just, fan-name, i love it too much |
| Whisk | Cook Serve Delicious | WHISKERS whiskies I love :) |
| Discord | MLP | Noodles, i have a thing for nodley man, noodle cuddles |
| Sunset Shimmer | MLP | Can you tell I like unicorns yet |
| Starlight/Trixie | MLP | Sigh |
| Sunburst | MLP | HES SO PRETTY. |
| Aradia Megido | Homestuck | "women." pt. 520 |
| Jade Harley | Homestuck | "women." pt. 521 |
| Kankri Vantas | Homestuck | ????? look i love him. |
| Ryuji Sakamoto | Persona 5 | Is it the bright colors? hm |
| Munkustrap | Cats (Musical) | Look I don't- i - |
| Tugger/Mistoffelees | Cats (Musical) | Recently got told I had a gaydar because I could tell these were gay- |
| Name | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Klavier Gavin | Ace Attorney | I hate him so much /tsun |
| Pheonix Wright | Ace Attorney | NICK. I would die for you nick |
| Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney | you know i havent thought about it a lot but i would be okay with joining the narumitsu |
| Nahyuta Sahdmadhi | Ace Attorney | I still haven't seen him in game yet I just already think he's a gorgeous being. |
| Simon Blackquill | Ace Attorney | I, I actually have nothing to say he's just a 10/10 boy |
| Godot | Ace Attorney | Espresso depresso |
| Franziska von Karma | Ace Attorney | Me and women who'd kill me on sight (I hope not SDFGHGFSDH) |
| Fang | Animal Crossing | sigh..... |
| Kyle | Animal Crossing | Right and I have a thing for wolves too |
| Tiansheng | Animal Crossing | I'm- REALLY not immune to fucking monkey king interpretations. |
| Raymond | Animal Crossing | i. im not immune- to catboys either |
| Macaque | Lego Monkie Kid | the irony is that im scared of irl monkeys |
| Huntsman | Lego Monkie Kid | I???? do i look like i know what i'm doing |
| Chang'e | Lego Monkie Kid | Do I need to repeat the "pretty woman" thing |
| Hatsune Miku | Vocaloid | did i talk about my obsession with braiding hair yet and how miku would be perfect for that |
| Kaito | Vocaloid | I hate myself |
| Anon | Blush Blush | Pretty!!! pretty c: |
| Ichiban | Blush Blush | Influencers my beloved(s) |
| Sven | Blush Blush | See above |
| Myx | Blush Blush | I guess the above applies? |
| Espresso Cookie | Cookie Run | You are not immune |
| Taka/Mondo | Danganronpa | The chaos in this triad- |
| Metal Sonic | Sonic the Hedgehog | hes amazing hes so good i protec |
| Childe/Zhongli | Genshin Impact | The fucing wave of genshin crushes they started |
| Gorou | Genshin Impact | Littol dogboy???? hold him. |
| Kokomi | Genshin Impact | pretty woman.... |
| Amber | Genshin Impact | see above |
| Kaeya | Genshin Impact | I'll update this with an ice pun one of those |
| Name | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Prof Henry Hidgens | Starkid Canon (I guess?) | Second best assistant! ((Alexa got the first place :c)) |
| John McNamara | Starkid Universe (?) | 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 |
| Charles/Cal Bukowski | Stickmin Collection | omg my himbos |
| Gaster | Undertale | I dont wanna talk about it /lh |
| Mammon | Obey Me! | Let me kiss the dumbass already |
| Bowser | Super Mario | My king! May I get a kiss? |
| The Conductor | AHIT | I can't believe i have two ahit crushes now- theres two. |
| Sephiroth | Final Fantasy | He is such a GORGEOUS MAN. omh |
| Thanatos | Hades | I actually still havent met him in game i just think hes hot |
| Hypnos | Hades | little guy, li, little guy, l- ,- - lit- littl- guy- |
| Koro-Sensei | Assassination Classroom | cries |
| Revali | Zelda BOTW | I am not immune to salty man |
| Atlas | Portal 2 | please dont ask questions |
| Ford Pines | Gravity Falls | I dont wanna talk about it im too shame |
| Shirou Ogami | Brand New Animal | Okay but you think Shade and Kuro are besties |
| Shiver | Splatoon 3 | Dont ask me about it (please ask me about it) |
| Sawyer | Boyfriend Dungeon | THEMMMM THEYRE SO CUTE SO SMALL I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect | Note I have never played any of the games :') I just think hes handsome as fuck |
| Taranza | Kirby | Don't ask me what their gender is I don't know either |
| DJ Yellow | Rhythm Heaven | any of his laugh voicelines will make me MELTS. |
| Kakyoin Noriaki | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure | ghdfkjhl c: |
| Monika | DDLC | I want to hug her wayy too hard |
~~ Crushes ~~
when I like them but not hard enough to call them the words <3
| Name | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Steve | The Owl House | stop perceiving me |
| Yusuke | Persona 5 | yknow like. maybe. |
~~ Platonics ~~
| Name | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Sakura Ogami | Danganronpa | !!!!! will she protec me qqwq |
| Henry Stickmin | Stickmin Collection | Rivals to dumbasses™ |
| Genji | Animal Crossing | HMMM he actually was one of my starters on ACNH |
| Bob | Animal Crossing | We all have a little bit of bob inside of us |
| Sonic | Sonic The Hedgehog | WHAT?? You expect me to STOP wanting to pick up that lil guy and throwing him thru a wall???? now I'll just do it platonically |
~~ Famillials ~~
| Name | Source | Relationship | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Guzma! | Pokémon | It's my dad!!! | Coolest dad in town |
| Mewtwo | Pokémon | Familial? in a way? | I, i dont know, i care for them, beloved sibling |
| Michiru Kagemori | Brand New Animal | Little sister | I need to tell yall about bna!Elijah he goes way too in depth |
| Futaba Sakura | Persona 5 | Lil sister | I don't get a lot of famillials but if I had a nickel for every lil sister- |
| you know them | HLVRAI | denial dads™ | I care them so hard hfdhgfdh adopt me already |
My S/I
Elijah Kujo is a small dragon/human hybrid, he gets money from voicing boring protags in obscure cartoons.
He can be pretty stupid but he's doing his best, promise.
WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME <3
My switch friend code is 1737-8007-3119 and I’ll accept anything! Feel free to ask me which games I play and if I wanna play them with you <3
Subcon, my ACNH island, has dream code at 7691-0148-4480 and
my ACNH creator id is 4432-0407-9760 and I mostly throw pride sweaters on itMy discord is Prince👑#2611, feel free to send requests there too!!
Altho there maybe specify you come from here cuz if not I might sus you out :'DI don't have a lot of other social media that I think it would be useful to share as I mostly lurk and post nothing